Stupid Things I Did this Week

  1. Washed my stockings with Dog Shampoo. Well it said, “fresh scent” on the label.
  2. Paid the city of Los Angeles 62 dollars to park on Temple Street. The meter ran out.
  3. Brushed my hair with the top down in my convertible.
  4. Having nothing in the freezer except those masks you put over your eyes. They never make it out of the freezer.
  5. Having nothing in the refrigerator except Diet Coke and a lipstick.
  6. Having my ceiling resurfaced but not moving the furniture back and using it as an excuse not to clean. That one is not so stupid.
  7. Leaving the vacuum out so I will use it, but then not vacuuming.
  8. Spilled coffee on my dog.  I did this twice but I didn’t burn him, at least I don’t think so.
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